Taxes
(say)Can you do my taxes? (other person)Your taxes? (rap)I got a 10-40 easy, your hair is cheesy, like weesy, don't please me just say "Thank you", I wanna spank you, and that's kinda weird, you gotta little beard so you gotta shave it!
Parralegal
Yo parralegal, I just killed a beagle, are you gonna sue me, look at my shoes gee, I got the laced-up Nikes!
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