I rock peas on my head but don't call me pea-head,
bees on my head but don't call me bee-head,
Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me Lee-head,
now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing,
I hang out with an apple that loves south lothing(I hate myself).
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy,
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy,
'Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do,
when life hands me lemons I make beefstew.
So yo I gotta go it's time for me to rock it,
I put bologna in my left pocket,
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.
'Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis,
It's my show I'm Smandy Smilasmokis,
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis!